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The kitchen is open 16:00:00 until 21:00:00.
Pizzas
Hand-stretched sourdough, parish pizza sauce, topped with the freshest ingredients. Swap mozzarella for vegan mozzarella at no extra cost!
Tuscan
Tuscan fennel sausage, red onion, sweet drop peppers, garlic oil
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Fun Guy White Base No Tomato
Four cheese, sautéed mushrooms, garlic oil, fresh herbs
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Parm of my Hand
Parma Ham, Rocket, Balsamic, Good, Good, Good Pizza
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Margherita Pizza
Piccolo mozzarella pearls, fresh basil - classic margherita
Regular
Vegan Moz
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Garlic Bread
Sourdough garlic bread
Classic Garlic Bread
Sourdough, Garlic Oil
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Cheesy Garlic Bread
Sourdough, Garlic Oli, Cheese
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Vegan Cheesy Garlic Bread
Sourdough, Garlic Oli, Vegan cheese
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Tomato Garlic Bread
Sourdough, Garlic Oli, Tomato
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Burgers
Served with skin on fries. Our secret patty recipe, smashed and double stacked as standard. Served messy on a vegan brioche bun. Our Vegan patties are made with soy.
PB J Fry
Peanut Butter Jelly Time - But a burger version!
Beef
Chicken
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The Classic
American cheese, parish burger sauce, pickles
Beef
Chicken
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Ohana Burger
Caramelised red onion, grilled pineapple, jagerbomb bbq sauce and parish ketchup
Beef
Chicken
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The Stairway
The Legend that is a Stairway Burger. Its so good we named it once
Beef
Chicken
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Vegan
The Vegan Classic
Smash vegan soy mince burger with vegan cheese, sauce & pickles
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The Vegan Ohana
Caramelised red onion, grilled pineapple, jagerbomb bbq sauce and parish ketchup. YES ITS VEGAN EAT IT
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The Vegan PBJ Fry
Smash vegan soy mince burger with the delicate flavours of peanut butter, jelly & fries
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The Vegan Stairway
The vegan stairway burger - now in its own vegan section
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Session Fries
A pile of skin on fries, covered in the good stuff.
Salt & Pepper Fries
a big old portion of skin on fries, fried with salt & pepper spices, chilli & onion
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Pizza Fries
A plate of fries, covered in stuff you would expect to find on a pizza.
Regular
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Burgerito
A combination of a burger & a burrito - don’t knock it till you tried it
Vegan Burgerito
We take a vegan smash burger, wrap it up in a nice cosy burrito with sauce, salad & deliciousness. Then we serve it wi fries and a bit o coleslaw
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Salt & Pepper Chickenito
A salt & pepper fried chicken breast wrapped up like a burrito, with fries & coleslaw
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Beef Burgerito
A smash beef burgerito, we did them before, if youre not sure, try it! served with fries & coleslaw
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House Sides
Chicken Wings
Seasoned, spiced, fried, smothered in sauce
Garlic Sauce
Buffalo Sauce
BBQ Sauce
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Skin On Skinnys
These fries are so skinny that you don't need to worry about eating them
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Jalapeno Bombers
Fiery goody goody gum drops of pepper & cheese
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Onion Rings
Onion is a vegetable, so we dip them in beer batter and deep fry them till they are delicious and crispy
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Chicken Strips wi Dips
Crispy fried chicken goujons dipped in dips (by you) then demolished into ya belly
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Garlic Dough Balls & Garlic Butter
Balls of Dough Stuffed with garlic butter
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Cheesy Garlic Dough Balls
Balls of Dough Stuffed with garlic butter & cheese
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Mozzarella Sticks wi Dips
Mozzarella, ella, ella! shaped perfectly to be dipped in the accompanying dips and also to fit into the mouth with consummate ease, almost as if lips were designed to be wrapped around these mozzarella sticks. You eat these and tell me i'm wrong, go on.
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Kids Meals
Little meals for little people
Kids Vegan Cheeseburger Meal
A wee little single vegan burger, with vegan cheese on top, served with smiley faces
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Kids Pepperoni
A wee little pizza with cheese, tomato & pepperoni
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Kids Cheeseburger Meal
A wee little single smash burger with some cheese on top, served with smiley faces
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Sauces
Tomorta Ketchup
Tomato Ketchup named after our favourite crowdfunder ORTA!
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Mayo
VEGAN MAYO
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Garlic Sauce
Sauce of Garlic
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Burger Sauce
Guess what food item this sauce was invented for?
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BBQ Sauce
Dip your chip in bbq sauce to taste the amazing taste of bbq
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Buffalo Sauce
Buffalo Sauce - Named after Bill
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Drinks
Coke
Coke of the classic variety
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Diet Coke
Coke of the Diet Variety
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Fanta
Fizzy Orange
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TING!
TING!
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Alcoholic Drinks
You must be 18+ to to purchase Alcohol. Please make sure you have Age ID ready for our Drivers to inspect on delivery. We regret that Alcohol cannot be ordered for collection
Lervig Lemon Spiked Iced Tea (GF) - 4.7%
ID WILL BE REQUIRED AT DROP OFF
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Magic Rock Fantasma, GF IPA - 6.5%
ID WILL BE REQUIRED AT DROP OFF
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Magic Rock Magic 8-Ball - 7%
ID WILL BE REQUIRED AT DROP OFF
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Magic Rock Cannonball, IPA - 7.4%
ID WILL BE REQUIRED AT DROP OFF
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Magic Rock Saucery, Session IPA - 3.9%
ID WILL BE REQUIRED AT DROP OFF
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Magic Rock Dark Arts, Surreal Stout - 6%
ID WILL BE REQUIRED AT DROP OFF
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Magic Rock Common Grounds 5.4%
ID WILL BE REQUIRED AT DROP OFF
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Hooch, Lemon - 4%
ID WILL BE REQUIRED AT DROP OFF
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Hoola Hooch, Passionfruit & Mango - 4%
ID WILL BE REQUIRED AT DROP OFF
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Lervig Human Nature, Guava sour - 4.5%
ID WILL BE REQUIRED AT DROP OFF
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Cocktails
You must be 18+ to to purchase Alcohol. Please make sure you have Age ID ready for our Drivers to inspect on delivery. We regret that Alcohol cannot be ordered for collection
Frozen Strawberry Daiquiri (1tr)
Rum, Rum, Strawberry, Lime & Sugar (enough for 2 or 3) - ID WILL BE REQUIRED AT DROP OFF
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Frozen Funky Cold Medina (1ltr)
Midori, vodka, St Germain (elderflower), lemon, sugar. (enough for 2 or 3) ID WILL BE REQUIRED AT DROP OFF
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Frozen Raspberry Daiquiri (1ltr)
Rum, Rum, Raspberry, Lime & Sugar (enough for 2 or 3) - ID WILL BE REQUIRED AT DROP OFF
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Frozen Pineapple Margarita (1ltr)
Tequila, blue curacao, agave syrup, lime & pineapple (enough for 2 or 3). ID WILL BE REQUIRED AT DROP OFF
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Frozen Zombie (1ltr)
White rum, dark rum, Cointreau, overproof rum, grenadine, lime, orange & pineapple (enough for 2 or 3) - ID WILL BE REQUIRED AT DROP OFF
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